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December 2009 
for you non believers
Posted on Jun 30th, 2009
by 
maze
maze
Of course there are miracles, why would there be a course in miracles if there weren't any miracles. You sexy thing. I don't believe in miracles as much as I believe in a lucky streak. Good luck has to eventually run out and in my mind, this has nothing to do with god or karma. Come on jesus roll me a seven. Holy fuck a five and a two just when I needed it the most. I swear to god jesus that I will throw these dice down for the last time once I make enough money at this game to pay off all my dishonest debts honestly. Another 7, but this time is was a four & a 3. 5&2, 4&3 &6&1, which is hard to believe that this was done alphabetically for you non believers. Now let's do it numerically. five and two, four and three and one and six. I'm still in the game and for this I praise you dearly jesus. Your sweet name jesus rolls off my lips as I roll the dice. Snake eyes, You fucker you. A lightning bolt. oops...lost my head. THOMAS!!! yes dear lord, I lost my head for a moment. Come here and touch my wounds again. Will the real jesus please stand up. All three contestants stand. Not one of them is pretending to sit back down. One is a swarthy looking mid eastern male, the other is an overweight black woman from the bronx and the final contestant looks like michael jackson, which I'm sure will be disputed. Anyway, I'm not sure it's necessary to quit rolling the bones for any reason. Except maybe that you've tired of it and want to move on. Two fours, two threes, two two's , two and a one, 1 & a five, 5& a three, seven and a possibility that is way beyond my comprehension. But please....have faith.
Hot Chocolate - Every 1's a winner 1978
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you know how to work it, Tom. Gimme five, that ain't no jive.
who needs religion when you're around?
be realistic, make plans for a miracle.
osho
(..and ooh hot chocolate, what delightful flashback.. let's dance)
I think it's worth it to believe and and cover all your bases.
You have nothing to lose. Luck is good. Seems it's feast or famine.
“Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.” (from The Big Lebowski)
OK, here we go. I'm gonna roll the dice for you. What is your luck today? A six & a two. oooooo snake eyes! OK, one more time: a five & a one. Here's the good part: I was rolling them on the carpet, pretending it was like the felt tabletop, and Opal comes running up to see the dice on the last throw. She was so happy! She raised her right eyebrow so high that it lifted her right ear. “Let's Play!” “There's nuthin' we can play, Opal,” I replied. “Cuz I can tell your next move will be to try to eat the dice, and I don't want to deal with that.” And so the game ended before it began, but the expression on her face was wonderful!