bless me

I must confess that I miss you. Forgive me for departing so abruptly. I had to shit. I know there's been movies similar to this experience, most notably the one with Ben Stiller, who for some reason I don't much care for. Which is odd, because I have not met him personally to converse. Would I like Ben Stiller face to face over a cup of tea. Or Phyllis Diller too for that matter. Or that fucking lanky goofy guy with the big teeth or Martha Stewart or any other other character that comes within the boundaries of my scope. I like you...I dislike you. You're a good guy...and you're not so good. You're a good woman and I like you more 'cause you're so damn bad. And you out there, whoever the hell you are...you're a pimp. Here's a question for you tonight...is a pimp lower than a whore, or are they equals. wtfwjd. My bet is, that we're all in this shit together. Jesus fucking freaks, far sighted jews, stinky muslims, wishy washy agnostics, & how can I post this when there is no god to bless me atheists. btw, since the muslim world owns the internet...I really don't believe they are stinky....I actually think they're pretty cool....they sell me beer even when their license has been suspended for 20 days because they got caught selling to minors. And you know what, stink is just about as vulgar as retard. I don't think bastard is a big thing anymore, but what the hell do I know. So actually, I'm pretty much saying something about nothing. But saying that....I'm glad I popped back in here tonight...and I want you to know....I love you.