the truth lies somewhere in between
Posted on Oct 10th, 2009
by
maze
I remember this old song that went something like this: some like it hot, some like it cold, some like it in between. I'm glad there is such a place as somewhere. Not that being where I'm at now is all that bad and not that I should seek out another place to hope that things will get better, but somewhere period. In between having a period or not? Something like that, but not exactly. Anyway, this is not exactly what I wanted to talk about tonight. I want to tell you about this art auction I went to last night. I didn't feel like going because I had a stiff neck. My prick was flaccid. I would never stoop so low as to take a drug to keep me responsive for four hours. Dangerous to be stuck for so long. And for a moment I think so, and there I go again, stuck in something longer than a moment.Tricky dick. I remember when we had a president by that name. The art auction was a benefit for Autistic Services here in western new york. By now you know I'm buffaloing you. I can't think of another word for regardless or anyway. The digital photo shown today was snapped by Elizabeth. click, the shutter snapped who knows when and now capture this...imagine you smiling somewhere in between this blog and your ass plopped down in front of a computer screen. Me, right now, I'm annoyed because something is stuck between my teeth. I'm looking around for something that could act as a piece of dental floss. I take a sheet of paper out of the printer. I tear off a piece from the end, I fold it once & I fold it again and I wedge it between the two teeth where the culprit food particle is lodged. I feel much better...for now. I wonder what's next. btw...Elizabeth titled her digital snapshot: "the good, the bad, and the annoyed." I think I got the point.
Michael Jackson Dangerous (Live in Munich 1997)

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okay, that was an interesting flow of words. who is in that picture?
they have thin legs. It looks like a young person and it looks like an old picture for some reason. just stopping by to say hi.
oh and I hate when there is something stuck in my teeth and sometimes while trying to get it out you get the other thing stuck in there.
I bite a nail then us it as a tooth pick. I have never done this in front of anyone but for some reason have no problem admitting to it.
Since I don't have a dick but I do have invisible balls I kinda get the flaccid dick feeling just the word flaccid gives me this strange sense of let down or stagnation,still those little pills have changed the hard-on landscape and still the word flaccid comes to mind firm dick or not.
FTR I would never use the word flaccid to describe you
The picture reminds me of high school
um….um….flaccid, eh? having a period? Well, anyway, glad you're feeling better now.
LOL! It's gettin' too hot 4 U dude! You gotta get (psychologically) outa the kitchen! You know why? Well of course I'm gonna be annoying and tell you why I think that's the case! Well, I don't really think it, it's just a possibility. A “somewhere.” Anyway, there's this tribe in Kenya called the Gabra, and they believe that if a man lives long and becomes wise, he, like, earns a pass, and he gets to be a woman. Seriously. But hey! I bet they still get it on. I woman isn't necessarily “flaccid” you know! :)
I am #302 person viewing this blog. Holy Moley! Lots of people reading it. Wow! but they didn't leave a comment. Maybe you said It All ;>)
OMG I miss you
Yeah, me 2.
Fasting in silence. Me too dear One.
That sheet of paper dental floss can backfire! and compound the problem
Also matchbook covers. When it breaks off and gets lodged in there to ;>).
Double trouble.
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A long strand of hair works too,as long as you stay away from the molars well my molars anyways,unless of course you want some kind of freaky buildup that makes the dentist look at you starnge when time comes to explain. Plus he always gives me the icky dental floss hello I like wax coated that tastes like artificial blueberries….you know since I had the children and all