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when some of the edge is gone

Posted on Jan 12th, 2009 by maze : ordinary maze
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I like edgy and I like spunk and I like in your face. But I also like smooth, funk and an about face. Turn around, so to speak. Gosh, I love smiling. I just did. I have a remedy for funk. When I wake up ( I was going to say in the morning) and realize that I'm in a funk, I rush to a mirror and I make myself smile. I'm practicing it now. But I'm not in front of a mirror, I'm in front of you. Smile...God loves you. Did you know that God has buck teeth? They're the wax ones. Not that that would matter, I would love God regardless. But I'm going to stop talking about God's teeth because this all seems too familiar to the blog about the legs etc. from the other day. Well, there may be a possibility that there's some unfinished business going on here tonight. And it will have to stay unfinished. The bride came home and she's enjoying some supper and conversation with our son. I'm within earshot and have become a semi-active participant. A lot of stuff that I was thinking about moments ago went poof. Maybe that's good. I really hope that God does have buck teeth. (and not the wax ones) And I want to see if wax buck teeth still have the same taste that I remember. And then, I want big red wax lips on green Tara. And I want to see how that tastes too. And the bride has cleaned her plate and I wonder if she'll go for seconds. No, she eats like a bird. Is that a wax pecker? No asshole, it's a beak. Is it wax? No, it's wane.

Stairway To Heaven - The Beatnix


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Laura : graceriver
about 2 hours later
Laura said

Maze, you knock me out! Big red wax lips on green Tara. that’s fantastic.

hey, do you know what a spoonerism is?

mimi : MOONCHILD
about 3 hours later
mimi said

The wax lips nowadays don’t taste or smell as good.  Ditto on the wax teeth.  I can never forget the smell of wax lips and teeth.  Candy used to taste good when they made it with real sugar and natural flavouring.  Now “flavours” are made by Monsanto or Dow Chemical.  Gotta go and see the waning moon. G’night!

maze : ordinary
about 4 hours later
maze said

Laura…I do think that ole man Spooner was as easily amused with language as I am. To me, it brings language a cut above the slapstick level. It’s a little more work than watching someone slip and fall on the ice.

And mimi….here…eat my moustache…it’s not the least bit salty…..it’s more like licorice . Although I haven’t grown one in years…it may be more salt and peppery now. Yes…I agree….more than our buds change as we age.

Mila : adventurer
about 4 hours later
Mila said

…and I like you, too and this blog! Smiling and grinning at and with you, Tom!

Janet : Strategic Enthusiast
about 4 hours later
Janet said

I don’t avoid the funk, I deliberately bring it every week on my radio show.
something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlIT1Y_Piog

martha : wildlygentle
about 6 hours later
martha said

There it is again!  “spoonerisms!”  gosh darn.  About once every 10 or 15 years some lovely soul will carefully explain to me just what a spoonerism is.  And then by the next time I need to use it, I’ve completely forgotten what it means!  Rats!  And Maze, if you loan your mustache to Mimi, even for a short time, you must dip in in milk chocolate first.  That, I do know! :)

Laura : graceriver
about 11 hours later
Laura said

Spoonerismas are actually clever. I had forgotten about them when I ran across the word in a student vocabulary book. we were amused at the sound of the word. now all I have to do is say it to them and they fall out laughing. I am in total control of their minds.

maze : ordinary
about 12 hours later
maze said

This morning while walking the dogs I was thinking about spoonerisms. I vaguely remembered a silly joke about a foo bird. It was one of those moral of the story kind of joke that was probably popular in the early 60’s. And the joke would end  with this question: Do you know what the moral of the story is? And this particular ending was: if the foo shits wear it.
 (if the shoe fits wear it) Thus, the spoonerism….and the humor. Anyway…I’m not one to rest easy so when I returned home, I googled foo and this is what came up: No mention of a bird though.

foo jargon
/foo/ A sample name for absolutely anything, especially programs and files (especially scratch files). First on the standard list of metasyntactic variables used in syntax examples. See also bar, baz, qux, quux, corge, grault, garply, waldo, fred, plugh, xyzzy, thud.
The etymology of “foo” is obscure. When used in connection with “bar”
it is generally traced to the WWII-era Army slang acronym FUBAR, later bowdlerised to foobar.
However, the use of the word “foo” itself has more complicated
antecedents, including a long history in comic strips and cartoons.
“FOO” often appeared in the “Smokey Stover” comic strip by Bill Holman.
This surrealist strip about a fireman appeared in various American
comics including “Everybody’s” between about 1930 and 1952. FOO was
often included on licence plates of cars and in nonsense sayings in the
background of some frames such as “He who foos last foos best” or “Many
smoke but foo men chew”.
Allegedly, “FOO” and “BAR” also occurred
in Walt Kelly’s “Pogo” strips. In the 1938 cartoon “The Daffy Doc”, a
very early version of Daffy Duck holds up a sign saying “SILENCE IS
FOO!”. Oddly, this seems to refer to some approving or positive
affirmative use of foo. It has been suggested that this might be
related to the Chinese word “fu” (sometimes transliterated “foo”),
which can mean “happiness” when spoken with the proper tone (the
lion-dog guardians flanking the steps of many Chinese restaurants are
properly called “fu dogs”).
Earlier versions of this entry
suggested the possibility that hacker usage actually sprang from “FOO,
Lampoons and Parody”, the title of a comic book first issued in
September 1958, a joint project of Charles and Robert Crumb. Though
Robert Crumb (then in his mid-teens) later became one of the most
important and influential artists in underground comics, this venture
was hardly a success; indeed, the brothers later burned most of the
existing copies in disgust. The title FOO was featured in large letters
on the front cover. However, very few copies of this comic actually
circulated, and students of Crumb’s “oeuvre” have established that this
title was a reference to the earlier Smokey Stover comics.
An old-time member reports that in the 1959 “Dictionary of the TMRC Language”, compiled at TMRC there was an entry that went something like this:
FOO: The first syllable of the sacred chant phrase “FOO MANE PADME
HUM.” Our first obligation is to keep the foo counters turning.
For more about the legendary foo counters, see TMRC. Almost the entire staff of what became the MIT AI LAB was involved with TMRC, and probably picked the word up there.
Another correspondant cites the nautical construction “foo-foo” (or
“poo-poo”), used to refer to something effeminate or some technical
thing whose name has been forgotten, e.g. “foo-foo box”, “foo-foo
valve”. This was common on ships by the early nineteenth century.
Very probably, hackish “foo” had no single origin and derives through
all these channels from Yiddish “feh” and/or English “fooey”.
[The Jargon File]
(1998-04-16)

mimi : MOONCHILD
about 13 hours later
mimi said

I got a nostalgia  pang reading “if the foo shits, wear it.”  That was hilarious back in the 60’s. It  reminded me of the famous “Pubies and Rearls” routine which I found on youtube, so I made a new blog entry about it - It still makes me laugh. My friends and I still stay “sisty uglers” at times.

I used to be edgy, but life has smoothed my edges down and polished me into a softer me, which is an improvement.  (((hugs))) you ole rascal.

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