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Posted on Jan 10th, 2009 by maze : ordinary maze
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If you're a leg person, would you be turned off by funny looking shoes on those legs. Be honest. Honestly I can't say. Well, he's another one for you, suppose you like tits, descibe the tit you love the most. I like it when they're ridgid. As opposed to a stiff leg right? Yeah, I don't like a stiff leg. And what about you? I seem to like the buttock. And you? I like lips. So suppose for a moment, you run into the perfect set of lips and there's something about the teeth that you just can't fall in love with. And you, that enjoys the contour of buttocks, what if the lips had a canker sore, and even though you are enamored by the butt, you know you eventually would like to do a little lip to lip...but, the canker sore just simply turns you off.  And what if, another part had an ugly part to it. Is this where unconditional love comes into play. Or is love more than tits, cocks, lips, teeth and asses. And rogue. And what about roque. Here, try this. I don't like it. Have you ever had it before. No, but I know that I would not like it. I still love your legs. I love your legs too, but your toes....don't you think we should do something about the fungus? Fungu. Hey be careful now....my grandmother was Italian. Well, bafa fungu. I think you have it wrong. I think it should be ma fa fungu. It doesn't matter...will you marry me. I suppose I could...how big did you say your dick is? Which one?  Oh?  ....   .... Yes, let's marry.  I'm glad you're open for this...yes..let's do.
Amores Como El Nuestro - JERRY RIVERA



                     
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tinkonthebrink : serendipitous researcher
about 1 hour later
tinkonthebrink said

I’m very happy that you do this thing you do on your blog. Every post provokes something and I think it’s very brave. I’m careful, full of care, try to make sure there isn’t any collateral damage. You seem to more open a port and then words flow out. I really enjoy your words.

maze : ordinary
about 1 hour later
maze said

why thank you…that was kind….    wanna. ….?

MS : Gaia Explorer
about 1 hour later
MS said

Where did you get that photo? I have the same exact Birks and thought, for a moment, that I was looking at my own feet. Weird, huh?

Is that your foot in the pic? It looks big. Or maybe it’s just the wide angle used for the pic. Hard to tell. :)

maze : ordinary
about 2 hours later
maze said

you wish my foot was big and your necklace looked as good on me as it does on you…

Dawn : life in motion
about 8 hours later
Dawn said

I sense danger in leaving a comment … can we see a picture of your hands? And, also, where are they right now … huh?!

tara : samana
about 15 hours later
tara said

I get turned off by white socks in loafers or god help me when men wear them with sandals & shorts. Apart from that I’m all for any bodyparts finding them particurlarly endearing when the owner adores them, so I guess in this case I’m home free when not counting the how the fuck do you come up with these kinda ponderings?.. & don’t tell me, I might not want to know.

about 16 hours later
Liza said

Would you prefer is she had a really pretty face, but a so-so body.. or a knock-out body but a so-so face?

Enlightened.thinker : Light-plerker
about 20 hours later
Enlightened.thinker said

How about pasty white ankles from getting a tan with socks on, then removing them? Looks like shit! And how about meeting someone and they have a booger hanging out of their nose? How do you tell them:”hey! snot nice to see that crusty thing a hangin”…or what about underarm sweat rings that are yellowed on old white shirts, and dirty rings around ones collar? So the buttocks could be fine, the legs fabulous and the tits rigid, and a booger could be the thing between you and that lip lock…
what about that Maze? what about that?? hmmm…..

ROFLMAO
Aley

tinkonthebrink : serendipitous researcher
about 20 hours later
tinkonthebrink said

I say we all vow to snatch boogers out of noses when necessary. Think of how surprised folks will be.

FastDart : Peaceful Arrow
about 22 hours later
FastDart said

Tom, the Moon was in Cancer last night and full perigee also known as a Full Wolf Moon, or was it just the booze? I’ve noticed a turgid shift in the bubble during the weekends. ;-)

elisa : Mirror
about 22 hours later
elisa said

sits on tarty to see what he likes for a while
perspective is interesting

martha : wildlygentle
1 day later
martha said

Me thinks Mr. FastDart has the answer:  FULL MOON.  Now, this can be interpreted any way you’d like.  Like if I’m going by in a bus, and I pull my pants all the way down and cram my butt against the window, which is one of the  things in life I have actually never really done, then that would be a FULL MOON.  And things like that can have a powerful influence.  But I gotta say, by the time I was done reading Aley’s comment, I was totally sick.  Like, grossed out.  I guess it doesn’t take much… 

Susan #1 : Balanced
1 day later
Susan #1 said

Sittin’ here with a stupid grin on my face. Something about the blog and all of the comments kinda stole all of the words right out of my mouth. All that’s left is a stupid grin…

;-)

Susan #1 : Balanced
1 day later
Susan #1 said

I really want to comment on Aley’s booger comment, but I’m eating, and I don’t think that would be okay… I have to comment on it anyway. My colleague is one of those chronic booger offenders. C’mon… some say that ignorance is bliss, but I would have to say that I disagree. OMG - disgusting - I have never told him, but I keep on telling myself the he MUST know, but chooses to ignore his nasal situation.

UGH! I can’t eat… maybe it’s because I’m laughing too hard.

Hugs!

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