where did you come from

I think I was made in the likeness of God. And I think this god must have liked vanilla ice cream because I do too. I don't hate much and I dislike some and tonight I wonder if this god that I know feels the same way I do. I petition this god daily mostly in gratitude, but every once and again I petition for some immediate pain relief. My god is both girl and guy. I like god in general the most...sexless and flat, like best friends at ages 7, 8 or 9. This is so weird, because I don't care for when people say I am that, even though one of my gods said the same thing. What arrogance. I mean, who the fuck are you to say that you are that. That is so broad. My god one time said this: I am this that is. And I thought, you be cool. I'm actually glad that my god doesn't speak to me. Even though I think it would be cool to have god talk to me, I don't  think I'd ever be ready for the voice of god. I want to know...does god whisper, or does god shout out demands or pithy statements that could assist me in my earthly travels. Take a left. Are your sure, I thought I had to turn right. It's up to you, turn right if you like, but as god, I'm telling you that left is really right. Yes, I think I agree...but it's only for the weak . Any day of the weak. I would say yes, but weak is an entirely different notion than week. I suppose. But I worry about supposition being weak too. Is that like in also. Maybe. Who just said that. Not me, I just said maybe. And who are you. Neither this or that. Yes and no too. Yeah, you is.