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October 2009 
the sum parts of all
Posted on Nov 30th, 2008
by 
maze
maze
The Bills lost today. Big deal, I lost ten dollars. Big deal, I like to bet. It's one of my bad habits. I like to think I'm right most of the time, I like to bet on it, and because I do bet and I have to pay when I lose, I realize that I'm only right half of the time.Although, sometimes I'm wrong six or seven time in a row. That's just the law of nature. And even though I know that eventually things will even out, I still love to bet against it. Lucky streaks are just that...streaks. As are bad streaks too. So, don't worry man...be happy. Sage advice, or fuck you advice? Or, something in between like be wary advice. Did you ever get bad advice and then say to yourself damn I knew better....of course, only after you followed bad advice. Asking for advice is an art. It has to do with timing, and more importantly...it's about who you should ask. But that's not true for all questions. Although, I'm not even sure if that is true. 34 agree and 34 disagree. Where's my sister so I can kiss her. 44 agreed and 24 wondered about the relationship. Actually one of the 24 thought it was pretty gross. I think it was Johnny who was extremely grossed out by his Aunt Helen's wet sloppy kisses at Christmas time. Gimme a kiss. And there really are so many levels of kisses out there....right? Don't kiss me with that scratchy beard of yours....good night Pluto you lovely little puppy dog you..... give momma a kiss. Lick, lick, lick. So let me finish tonight off with an old joke. Did you hear that Mickey Mouse is divorcing Minnie. Why's that? Because she's fucking Goofy. Thirty one percent of the people surveyed thought that Mickey should file for divorce, 31% thought Minnie was an object of abuse & neglect and 28% thought that they need more facts to make an educated decision, while 10% were still undecided.
Been Down So Damn Long - The Doors
Access: Public
Big wet sloppy kiss to you Tom,
Aunt Helen
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong
Loved the video, the song, the singer. It brought back memories of teenage lust from another lifetime.
I was going to say something….anything…..about this, but just read Aunt Helen's comment and burst out laughing. So funny!
Yep, I think luck goes in streaks, both good luck and bad luck. I like to play bingo because it's mindless and fun when I go with my cousin. We share winnings. But we have won next to nothing this year. Last year, one night we went to the bingo, and I actually won 4 games in a row. It was so embarrassing. My cousin won 2 games too, so we ended up with $975. that night. We continued to win for about 7-8 mos. And then the big drought has set in for almost a year.
Advice? I try not to give any to anyone unless they really press me. What in hell do I know what they should do or think? I usually say, “I'm sure you'll figure out something……”. And I am worse at taking advice, especially unsolicited. I don't ask for advice, except maybe “Do I need to wear a coat?”.
we are all doing the best we can with what we have – sometimes we fail & sometimes oh sometimes we get it right but thank goodness we get another
day to try again.
peace love & joy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs
Mike, Max and I were watching a TV blurb about the above song, and then we knew where it had to go from there. Our youngest boxer, Opal, loves to give people those enthusiastic, sloppy licks, and so we started to sing, “I kissed a dog, I liked it!” and then they got a little wild… Mike talking about French kissing the dog… you never know about people… :) sending you lots a' licks from Opal!!!
I know husbands don't like it when their wives kiss the cat or dog more than them. I am laughing so hard about French kissing the dog. There's gotta be some drunken guys who have done it.
Eeeewwwww! ….but hey! :)